If I eat too many tables will I die?
Asked by: Nefarious table eater
Answered by: The Expert
Dear Nefarious,
No you shouldn’t die, but I would recommend laxatives.
Asked by: Nefarious table eater
Answered by: The Expert
Dear Nefarious,
No you shouldn’t die, but I would recommend laxatives.
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