Should my dog go bald? If not which color should I turn him into?

Feb 5

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Asked by: Do Nut
Answered by: The Expert

Dear Do Nut,

Don’t make your dog go bald, it’s not cool. Turn him brown and give him a Donkey Kong bow tie.

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