Why don’t boys know the difference between lip gloss, lip stick, lip balm, lip oil, lip liner, lip tint, lips and mouth?

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Dear Random Person,

If you are simply saying boys when referring to the male species, you should ask a gay guy and you might find that some guys do know the difference. However, if you are only writing about male children (specifically the ones at our school) it is because they are uncultured.

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