Cheese and Banana Crumbs on the Floor Waiting to Be Vacuumed

Written By Felix Papanikolas

*Disclaimer this is purely for fun

Turophobia

Is the fear of cheese.

If you have Turophobia you will be thrilled to know that your swimming pool will be filled with nacho cheese.

Bananaphobia

Need I say more

If you have Bananaphobia, I should probably tell you that bananas share 99% of DNA with humans.

Zuigerphobia

Is the fear of vacuum cleaners.

If you have Zuigerphobia, you will be happy to know that your phone will be playing vacuum cleaner noises for the rest of your life.

Felix Papanikolas

Felix Papanikolas is an eighth grade student working for the NewsCool Chronicle. As everyone knows, he will be leaving school next year and he wants to make this year the best, hoping to carry on the legacy of the newspaper. Felix wants to encourage the next gen of 7th and 8th graders to join the newspaper elective as some of our current staff will be leaving the school next year. Felix will be doing a number of things this year, including Phobias of the Week, animations, comics, and other things that may or may not be related at all. 

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