Fearful Rainbow Goose

Written By Sari Wathington

*Disclaimer this is purely for fun

Phobophobia

Is the fear of having phobias or experiencing anxiety.

If you have Phobophobia you must be pretty dumb to be reading the section.

Chromophobia

Is an intense fear of colors.

If you have Chromophobia I want to show you what a rainbow looks like for a mantis shrimp.

Anatidaephobia

Is an irrational fear that somewhere, a duck or goose is watching you.

If you have Anatidaephobia you might want to check the closet because HE’S WATCHING YOU!

Sari Wathington

Sari Wathington is an 8th grader at the New School of San Francisco as well as the greatest reporter. He is also the funniest person at the school. He has many talents. He is also British. He is very opinionated and those opinions are probably right. He is also the best gamer if you disagree with any of this, keep your incorrect false opinions to yourself 😁. In addition he despises brain rotted children. He is the best goalie and four square player. He has zero ops and is very cool. He can also be forgetful.

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