How do you help your best friend get over their crush on a fictional character?

Nov 6

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PLS help me. I am getting desperate!!!!!!!!

Asked by: Blank
Answered by: The Expert

Depends on what character it is, but you should probably try reasoning. And if all else goes wrong, give up and go eat some ice cream. You tried!

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