How can I get Otis to read his segment in the newspaper out loud during lunch?

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I need to make sure everyone hears it.

Asked by: Blank
Answered by: The Expert

Dear Blank,

You can bribe Otis with money, or you can praise him and tell him 37 is the best number.

Good Luck.

The Expert

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