A Dozen Ambivalent Eggs

*Disclaimer this is purely for fun

Dodecaphobia (dow·deh·kuh-foh-bee-uh)

Is a fear of the number 12.

If you have Dodecaphobia, we will be getting you a dozen bagels on the twelfth of December. ( I wrote this at 12:12)

Animotophobia (an-uh-moh-toh-foh-bee-uh)

The intense fear of one's feelings.

If you have Animotophobia, I am sad to let you know my pet rat is sick and is in the vet.

Ovophobia

The fear of eggs.

If you have Ovophobia, I will let you know we are doing an egg drop and will be trying to cook eggs in a hundred ways.