Titanic Deformed Salmon

*Disclaimer this is purely for fun

Megalophobia (meh·guh·low·fow·bee·uh)

Is the intense fear of large objects or spaces.

If you have Megalophobia, I will spoil that we are watching Attack On Titan for All School Meeting.

Atelophobia (a-tel-o-phobia)

Is the extreme fear of imperfection.

If you have Atelophobia, I have to confess that this newspaper isn’t perfect.

Ichthyophobia (ick-thyo-fo-bee-uh)

Is an extreme, overwhelming and irrational fear of fish that are both alive and dead.

If you have Ichthyophobia, I am happy to announce we are going on a fishing trip. (You even get to cook a dead fish)