Cerulean Newborn Ghoul

Written By Sari Wathington

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*Disclaimer this is purely for fun

Pedophobia

Is a fear triggered by the presence or thinking of children or infants.

If you have pedophobia you may be happy to learn we are starting a preschool grade and day care.

Phasmophobia

Is an extreme fear of ghosts.

If you have phasmophobia we would like to invite you to join our reenactment of the movie Ghostbusters.

Cyanophobia

Is a fear of the color blue.

If you have cyanophobia I am sorry to say that we are having a blue themed spirit week.

Sari Wathington

Sari Wathington is an 8th grader at the New School of San Francisco as well as the greatest reporter. He is also the funniest person at the school. He has many talents. He is also British. He is very opinionated and those opinions are probably right. He is also the best gamer if you disagree with any of this, keep your incorrect false opinions to yourself 😁. In addition he despises brain rotted children. He is the best goalie and four square player. He has zero ops and is very cool. He can also be forgetful.

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